Olympos Town's Magnificent Everyday [I]

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Olympos Town’s Magnificent Everyday

Season 1, Chapter 1 – Hermes

Hermes:

To think there was such a treasure in the storehouse. Found something good!

It seems to be broken and not moving anymore, but I should be able to pull of an interesting prank with it!

I’m gonna test it on the next customer.

Apollon and Hephaestus arrive.

Hermes:

Welcome~

Apollon:

Hermes, hellooo! We came to plaaay!

Hermes:

Now there, Apo-chan! You can’t just say that out loud when you come! This is a place to buy stuff after all.

Apollon:

Ehehe. But it’s so much fun talking to you, Hermes. I came to help out Hephaestus today!

Hephaestus:

You got time right now?

Hermes:

Yo, Hepha-chan! I not only got time, you came at the perfect timing.

Hephaestus:

Perfect timing? Also, how often did I tell you to stop calling me that?

Hermes:

Eeh, but that way we seem closer!

We’ve known each other for so long, don’t sweat the details. Right, Apo-chan!

Apollon:

I think Hepha-chan sounds cute!

Hephaestus:

Hah, whatever. There’s something I wanna ask you for.

Hermes:

Ah, it’s about coffee milk, right? I got it~

But before that, I want you to see something.

Apollon:

What is it?

Hephaestus:

Is it that thing you’re carrying there?

Hermes:

Oh! 100 points! As expected of Hepha-chan!

This is called the “Faithful Dog Nanawanko”. A substitute that arrived just today.

Apollon:

“Faithful Dog Nanawanko”…?

Hephaestus:

Never heard of it.

Hermes:

But of course, it’s a brand-new item.

Apollon:

Whoa…! We really arrived with perfect timing that we got to see something new at your shop!

Hermes:

Yeah, that’s why I said it.

Hephaestus:

So what does it do?

Hermes:

Hehe… Listen and be in awe!

Believe it or not! Even though it looks this loveable, this guy has been equipped with the latest AI!

Apollon:

The latest AI…! That’s kinda really cool!

Hephaestus:

Apollon…

Apollon:

But it looks so modern too!

Hephaestus:

If it’s the latest AI then you should be able to talk to it too, right…?

Hermes:

Hepha-chan, very insightful! This guy can not only understand human language but you can also have a conversation with it~

And not only with humans but also gods like us!

Apollon:

Amaaazing! Can I talk to it!?

Hermes:

I’m gonna turn the switch on so wait a sec.

Cough! Ah… ah…

Alright. Say “Hey! Hey! Nanawanko!” and try talking to it.

Apollon:

Hey! Hey! Nanawanko! Today’s weather is nice, isn’t it!?”

“Nanawanko”:

Woof! I’m happy it’s clear woof!

Apollon:

O-Oh my…!? He answered!

It’s a bit of a weird voice… But also, kinda cute!

Hephaestus, try talking to it too!

Hephaestus:

Eh? I don’t know what to say if you ask me so suddenly…

Hermes:

Say whatever. Don’t think about it too much.

Hephaestus:

W-well then… Hey! Hey! Nanawanko! What should I have for dinner tonight?

“Nanawanko”:

Woof! Garlic-shoots and chicken gizzards stir-fry woof!

Hephaestus:

Wha--- How refined.

Apollon:

Ahaha! The robot said gizzard, what an amazing idea!

It’s not only smart but also funny!

Hermes:

Oh, do you like it?

Apollon:

Yes, a lot! I knew that coming to your place means fun!

Hermes:

Oh Apo-chan, you always say the cutest things~ That made me happy, so I’ll give this to you.

Apollon:

Eh!? You give me Nanawanko!?

Hermes:

Well it’s just a sample. Go brag about it with your friends from school.

Apollon:

Thank you, Hermes!

Hermes:

I had a good time too so thanks as well~

Apollon:

I’m gonna show Artemis and Theseus too!

Hephaestus:

It was very nice to learn about it. You have my thanks, Hermes.

Hermes:

No biggie~

Please do come over again. Thank you very much, you two!